Joke

A man is driving along a highway and sees a hare
(i.e., not a bunny wabbit - hares have longer ears)
jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
hare jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a
sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over
and gets out to see what has become of the hare.

Much to his dismay, the hare is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde (what blonde isn't ?) woman driving
down the highway sees the man crying on the side of
the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man about his
problem.

"I feel terrible," he explains "I accidentally hit
this hare and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead hare, bends down, and
sprays the contents onto the hare.

The hare immediately jumps up, waves its paw at the
two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten metres away the hare stops, turns around and waves
again, he hops down the road another ten metres, turns
and waves, hops another ten

metres, turns and waves, and repeats this again and
again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He naturally asks the woman,
"What's in that can? What did you spray on that hare?"

The blonde woman turns the can around so that the man
can read the label.

It says ........................................


"Hair spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds
permanent wave."

Silly, but i like it

LOL LOL Very good

very good he he he he

yep liked that one