The Camel (norty)

This explorer wants to hire a camel to go into the Sahara desert, so he goes to the local camel hirer in Cairo.

He asks for a really good one cos he's going deep into the desert.

The camel hirer points one out and tells him that's the best one he has, then he tells the explorer that if he's gonna be away more than 5 days to remember and brick it before he sets out.

He nods and gets the camel loaded up with gear, takes it to the water trough for a drink, then sets off.

He's in the desert for 7 days, when suddenly the camel drops dead.
He's stranded for 3 days without water and on the point of death when this wandering tribe picks him up and takes him back to Cairo.

He make his way to the camel dealer to complain, which he does.
The camel dealer was shocked to hear the camel had died and asked him if he had remembered to brick it when he gave it a drink.

They guy asked "what do you mean, brick it"

The dealer said, "when you take a camel for a drink, walk up behind it with a brick in each hand, bang the bricks together on the camels testes, this causes the camel to take on another 20 gallons of water"

The guy says "is'nt that sore".

The dealer replies "no, as long as you don't get your thumbs trapped between the bricks".

LOL LOL!

Lol very good