Dog for sale

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings
the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes
into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Sure do." The dog replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty
young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running."
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and
was awarded a batch of medals."
"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.
The owner says, "Ten pounds."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that."

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lol!

Good one, lol :smt044

Nice one :smt043

he he

Very funny

Lol Robert..I would have ended it with 'thanks I will take him anyway...he made me laugh liar or not so is worth £10 of anyones money'