A dog recipe

Take one Rottie of little brain.
Add one expanding lead.
Marinade in stupid for 3 years.
Add one owner and a bright sunny morning.
Move mixture to green field.

Throw in one Bedlington Terrier.
Whip into a frenzy of wagging, bouncing, running around and twirling.
Watch, in amazement, until the mixture falls over.

Result: One hogtied stupid dog upside down layercake.

Attemt to unravel the resulting Gaudian knot.
Observe that, in the face of all logic, two stupid dogs, when tied together, have at least ten legs between them.
Observe equally that the two stupid dogs then manage to reinsert at least eleven of these legs, and on one occasion a tail, back into the cats cradle of rope and limbs.

Laugh hysterically along with the human of the Terrier at the stupidity of the dogs.
Stop laughing when you realise that the mud that the pair transferred liberally to your person was not, as such, mud. Oh no.:smt078

That is how my day started. What about yours?

PMSL Gaz - it could only happen to you

Vicki ....you are obviously beginning to realise what Gaz is like

Bless his cotty socks - makes you wonder if his name should have been Jonah )

You're right Mel, but oh, does he put a smile on my face or what!

Some of his stories (elsewhere) have been so funny that I have had tears running down my face as I have read them out to Stephen

To be fair, the Terrier's human got a share as well.
Mine is currently trying to remove my socks.
From her nose.
What can I say.....

:smt005 Brilliant Gaz

Thats brilliant made me laugh

lol i can really see that great fun let me know when your planning a re-run

I'm rather hoping to avoid a rerun, or indeed a rewalk...