For you gun dog lovers

A guest at a shoot goes along to a specialist Kennels to hire a gun dog for the week end.
He explains that he needs a first class dog as a good impression could win him promotion.
"This is the animal for you Sir, he's called Salesman, great retriever and a soft mouth." he's informed, and off he goes with the dog.
Later in the week he returns the animal and is so pleased he even tips the kennel man.
Fast forward 6 months. The man returns
"I'd like to hire one of your dogs for a weekend shoot," he informs the kennels. "And I'd particularly like to have Salesman."
The kennel man's face drops.
"Oh no Sir, no, you wouldn't want Salesman."
"Why not? He's a superb dog."
"Was Sir, he was".
"Why? What happened?"
"It was like this Sir, we hired him to a young lady and she was so pleased she renamed him Sales Manager. Now all he does is sit on his **** and bark!"