Pretentious parents probably from what I remember! Went to school with a lot of uniquely named people LOL

when I was MUCH younger and friend and I went out clubbing one night and stupidly spent all our money so we had no cash left toget a taxi home and home was about 15 miles away, so into the police station we went and asked for a lift home, we were told we oculd get a lift but the police officer that lived in our direction wasn't off duty until 7am so we had to 4 hours - very uncomfy those seats in the police station waiting rooms

Have millions of these:

Must have had a really misspent youth, I mean misspent life!!!!

1. On a camping weekend away with a mixed group of people, the lads we were with gaffa taped my mate and I together cause they knew we were desperate for the loo and couldn't get through the door taped together.
Took us an hour to get free with everyone stood around laughing. We were desperately crossing our legs and trying to get free at the same time.

2. Staggered out of a pub on the Trent Canal to my mate's Canal boat and both of us missed the front of the boat in the dark, straight into the canal.

3. In Spain for an all girls week, dressed to the nines and thinking we all looked great. Walking along seafront, swinging handbag (as you do) and got it caught on the bumper of a car dragging me down to the ground...in front of a posh restaurant full of people.

4. Camping weekend again, all the girls having a laugh on the kiddies playground rides. Mate got on the merry go round, decided she felt sick, jumped off, I tried to catch her, missed and we nutted each other. Everyone kept us up all night in case of concussion!

Could go on, but will show myself up even more LOL

wufflehoond ... i wanna girly night with you...sounds erm fun!!!!

Never dull night out anyway LOL

Ure a rebel lol

Wouldn't have it any other way...OH doesn't know the half LOL

Hell no...my partner doesnt know too much about what i got upto when i was younger...ark at me...im 22yrs old!!! i sound 60!!

Why what happens in Porkys Steve I haven't seen that film

ended up bum in the air at the top of my OH street

forgot to mention my bum was bear i was about 17 and no i wasnt up to anything i shouldnt have been,, except drinking a bit too much