Thank you Dk. Me? flirt? - How very dare you!!!

Be careful Lozzy.................I would say that could easily be interpreted as a vacuum cleaner

well thats ok, i can think of a million things i could do with that, that would make him shudder...hehe

I really like Malady's wish list to be honest... but were not getting each other much this christmas, weve decided to go to a 4 star beautiful hotel in Obaan, Scotland, so we have paid for that instead of xmas prezzies.....so romantic!!lol....I think the doglets will be getting more this year.. xxxxx

You tell him Mel , The very nerve of him indeed xxdk

This will be the first time they have come to us at Christmas, in the past we have gone to them, they do nothing but argue with each other and pick fault with anything you do, they have separate bedrooms and even separate living rooms, so it is not going to be a fun day, usually when they visit I manage to get an urgent phone call and have to leave after an hour or two but cant see it working on Christmas day bah humbug

Oh she will have self trained, no doubt about it - she`ll just be keeping it to herself so she can be amused by the attempts of humans to get her to do things - its the Collie way

It does go up initially but soon becomes like `white noise` - easy to disregard