Damn. I knew I should have applied for patent!

It wouldn't be so bad, but they are from the other end of the square and dragging them down here to bury them might give me a back injury, guess i am gonna have to hire a fork lift truck

LOL, lets just pay someone else to do it

Deal! half each sorts out the neighbours! Now where are we gonna find someone stupid enough to take our neighbours and bury them? LOL

Is Steve about?

Patio anyone..?

Brilliant, we're sorted Donna

well our surname is west if its any help to u. and can u bury my neighbours daughter as well, plus the chavs up the road, (wow big hole LOL)

ANy room in there for one of my neighbours She won't take up much room.. although her big mouth might

I would put a big tarpaulin over the sand that way they can't scatter it.. and if they move the tarp to get at the sand chase this little sh.....darlings away

You could tackle the debris the same way.. big tarp over the top.. that way you are taking steps to protect the kids and if anything did happen to them you would just need to point out they removed the tarp to get to the stuff.. As long as you are taking steps to prevent it I can't see any police or lawyers pursuing it..

hi donna

have you tried the community warden scheme that now operates across portsmouth? they would come and take kids back to parents and inform them of what they are doing. phone number is 08000853840. they are available from 10am - 10pm mon -fri and 2pm -10pm on w/ends and bank hols

hope this helps

sue

This is going to be a mighty big hole