Chivalry?

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighbouring kingdom.


The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youthful
happiness. So he offered him freedom so long as he could answer a very
difficult question.


Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer. If, after a year, he
still had no answer, he would be killed. The question was, "What do
women really want?"


Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to
young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.


Since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to
have an answer by year's end.


Arthur returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the
princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester.
He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.


What most people told him was to consult the old witch, as only she
would know the answer. The price would be high, since the witch was
famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.


The last day of the year arrived, and Arthur had no alternative but to
talk to the witch.


She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to accept her price
first: The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the
Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!


Young Arthur was horrified.


The witch was hunchbacked and awfully hideous, she had only one tooth,
she smelled like sewage water, and she often made obscene noises. He had
never run across such a repugnant creature. He refused to force his
friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.


Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him
that nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and
the preservation of the Round Table.


Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's
question: "What a woman really wants is to be able to be in charge of
her own life."


Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and
that Arthur's life would be spared.


And so it went.


The neighbouring monarch spared Arthur's life and granted him total
freedom.


What a wedding Gawain and the witch had!


Arthur was torn between relief and anguish.


Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her
worst manners on display. She ate with her hands, belched and farted,
and made everyone uncomfortable.


The wedding night approached.


Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific night, entered the bedroom.

What a sight awaited! The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before
him!


Gawain was astounded and asked what had happened.


The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her (when she had
been a witch), half the time she would be her horrible, deformed self,
and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self. Which, she
asked, would he want her to be during the day and which during the
night?


What a cruel question.


Gawain began to think of his predicament: During the day, he could have
a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the
privacy of his home, he would be with an old spooky witch.


Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch but by night a
beautiful woman to enjoy many intimate moments? What would you do?



What Gawain chose follows below, but don't read until you've made your
own choice.


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Noble Gawain replied that he would let the witch choose for herself.


Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time because he had respected her and had let her be in charge of her
own life.


What is he moral of this story?



The moral is that it doesn't matter if your woman is pretty or ugly;
underneath it all, she's still a witch.

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