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13-10-2005, 12:13 PM

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Three sisters aged 92, 94, and 96 years live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting' in or out of the bath?"

The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful."

She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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13-10-2005, 01:49 PM
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13-10-2005, 01:52 PM
very good
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13-10-2005, 02:01 PM
The golden girls very good
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13-10-2005, 06:24 PM
Originally Posted by Heldengebroed
Three sisters aged 92, 94, and 96 years live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting' in or out of the bath?"

The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful."

She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

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Thats Brilliant
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13-10-2005, 06:25 PM
Originally Posted by Fred
The golden girls very good

A bit like Helen, Ashlady and Het - don't you think Fred
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13-10-2005, 06:35 PM
could be right there foxy
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13-10-2005, 06:49 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very good!!!

I am a bit like that!
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13-10-2005, 07:59 PM
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could be right there foxy

Yes bikes that fall apart, stockings with cigarette burns in them and dresses on inside out seem to spring to mind
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