We went to France and guess where my husband went to eat?

A type of cabbage?

That's a savoy, Azz. Hmm, cabbage sauages would be interesting.

I know what was traditionally in a saveloy, but I dread to think what gets put in them nowadays.

I used to have cabbage juice it's actually not as bad as it sounds

The smell of rancid fat outside my local McDonalds is bad enough. The only time I've been in is when my nephew insisted on having a big mac for his birthday. Even for him the real thing didn't live up to anticipation and he had two mouthfuls. Mum and stepdad got through half of their burgers out of pure bloody mindedness before stopping. I had a McChicken sandwich, which was edible, but I wouldn't bother having again. And the coffee was cr@ptastic.

I love their lattes and often call in for one when we go out

I love McDonalds and pink slime won't stop me having the occasional Big Mac

I think that if I had a copy of that picture stuck to the door of my refrigerator it would really help my diet...