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25-10-2005, 03:36 PM
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Breakfast

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the husband says
"just think, fifty years ago we would sit here naked as jaybirds"
" yes" says the wife " I know lets relive some old times" So they both strip off and sit back down to the table.
"you know honey" says the old lady breathlessly " My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago"
"Im not surprised" replied the old man " one's in your coffee and the others in your oatmeal"
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25-10-2005, 04:05 PM
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25-10-2005, 04:09 PM
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25-10-2005, 04:12 PM
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hope G.E.M doesn`t see that she said mine where rude

:smt044:smt044:smt044:smt044:smt044:smt044 good one
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25-10-2005, 04:17 PM
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