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Norma808 is offline  
Location: Central Scotland
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28-01-2014, 08:37 AM

Family tree (joke)

:Jack chit
For years I have been told I didn't know Jack chit and some people were right ......I do know some of the chit family,I know you may know some of them too
For sometime many of us have wondered just who is Jack chit???
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says
::you don't know Jack chit::
Well thanks to my genealogy efforts,you can now respond in an intellectual way
Jack chit is the only son of Awe chit ,Awe chit the fertilizer magnate,who married O chit,the owner of Needeep N chit Inc
They had one son Jack
In turn Jack married Noe chit . The deeply religious couple produced six children
Holie chit,Giva chit ,Fulla chit,Bull chit and the twins Deep chit and Dip chit
Against his parents objections Deep chit married Dumb chit ,a high school drop out
After being married 15years Jack and Noe chit divorced
Noe chit later married Ted Sherlock ,and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name ,she was then known as Noe chit Sherlock
Meanwhile Dip chit married Loda chit ,and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken chit ,two of the other six children Fulla chit and Giva chit ,were inseparable thought childhood and subsequently married the Happen brothers in a dual ceremony
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Chit-Happens nuptials
The Chit Happens children were Dawg ,Byrd. Horse
Bull chit the prodigal son left home to tour the world
He recently returned from Italy with his Italian bride Pisa chit
Now when someone says :you don't know Jack chit !!:
You can correct them
No offence meant
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28-01-2014, 08:56 AM
That made me laugh so much.


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