riddles

1. What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil?
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you die?

2. what is it

The maker makes "It" but doesn't want it.
The buyer buys "It" but doesn't use it.
The user uses "It" but doesn't know it.
What is "It?"

3. A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Each side of the roof has a 90 degree angle and windspeed is approxiamately 15 mph blowing in an eastern direction. The egg is layed at the front part of the roof, which has been caved in due to weather. Because of that part of the roof being caved in, it has a slight 45 degree angle to it, which is more than the rest of the roof. So, which side of the roof will the egg roll off of, the one with the eastern exposure, or the one with the western exposure?

4. What lives forever, and if you eat it, YOU DIE?

5. One sunny afternoon, three men go for a ride on a hot air balloon over the Sahara desert. An hour into the trip, the balloon begins to lose altitude. A month later, someone finds one of the ballooners laying on the desert sand dead, naked, and holding half a toothpick. What happened to him?

will need to have a think about these

Is number one NOTHING????

What is greater than God, - nothing
More evil than the devil? - nothing
The poor have it, - nothing
The rich need it, - nothing
And if you eat it, you die? if you eat nothing you die

My brain's still too full of mush for me to even try that one on!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gowsh too much for me !

Jenny wheres the answers?

What lives forever, and if you eat it, YOU DIE

nothing lives for ever ,and if you eat nothing you die

clever clogs

you got those two right

keep guessing on the others

For number 3.........

The answer is.........Neither side!! As there was no egg!! Roosters don't ley eggs.