Parcel Sent To Robert

I have sent Robert the smelly he ordered from Windermere, the cream cake he ordered from Coniston, he didnt get back to me on the yacht so I have sent it anyway.

Didnt know your address Robert so I sent it to:

Robert (doesnt like Microsoft)
Somewhere in Liskeard,
Near Lands End
Cornwall

I bet it get there too!

Roxy I think it's Robert (with invisible staffy) not (doesn't like Microsoft) but will double check

Robert have I got your right address?

OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roxy thats the wrong address

It should be:-

Robert (thinks Microsoft is overblown and complicated)
Not even close to liskeard
No where near Lands End (even though we can see it on a clear day)
Kernow.

I was so looking forward to get my smelly mixed in with sqashed cream cake that Mr Postman has sat on at the bottom of his bag.

The yacht I'm not bothered about though, I've got one (when I say I've got a yacht, its not quite a yacht, more your well appointed fishing boat, well, when I say well appointed fishing boat thats perhapes stretching it a bit, its probably more like a dinghy then fishing boat, or perhaps an inflatable boat would more accurate, well to tell the truth its a LI-LO, its not really a LI-LO its a life jacket, OK OK its rubber ring, I haven't got a boat or anything that could be remotely called a boat actualy), so yes a yacht would be very nice, will it fit through the letter box though.

It will if it's a build-it-yourself scale model Robert

Its ok I have sent the yacht by sea sailed by Libs.

This is Libs leaving Windermere with your yacht, hope you get it soon.