My fave joke

A woman pregnant with twins has a car accident and ends up in a coma, she comes round six months later and her first thoughts are for her babies. "It's ok" says the doctor "We kept you healthy and your babies were born by caesarean, you had a girl and a boy, but because we didn't know what was going to happen to you your brother is looking after them and has had them christened"
"Oh, no" says the woman who knows that her brother is a few sandwiches short of a picnic "I dread to think what he's called them, Whats the girl called?"
"Deniece" says the doctor
"Actually thats quite sweet" says the woman feeling a bit guilty that she could have doubted her brothers ability to come up with something sensible "Whats the boy called?"
"Denephew"

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nae bad

I like that one!

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