visit to docs (joke)

this guy goes to his doctors with a pain in his privates.
the doctor's an asian, so his english is'nt very good.

the guy says " doctor, it's my privates "

the doc says " oh yes, you want private consultation "

the guy says " no, no, it's my privates "

the doc says "yes, you want private consultation "

the guy says " no, you don't understand, it's my BIRDIE "

the doc says " oh, many happy returns "

VERY GOOD