Teehee love it!!!

Loved them both and both made me smile - so much truth in them

However, Nick I do think you list was unfairly long,but I have to admit very funny

oh well , just for balance

why dogs are better than men:

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

You can house train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Dogs don't correct your stories.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs take care of their own needs.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

Lol Nick, excellent!

Nick, that list is even better and I guess ALMOST evens up the other lists

Both lists are brilliant. Well done Nick

Nickmcmechan, it is nice that you compared us womenz to an equally perfect species

LOL

Great! but therefor, a South German Company had a great idea!

you know those recycling companies?
they have those container for glas / paper / etc...

so look at this one!

http://www.maenner-containerdienst.d...entsorgung.php

just a quick translation:

English: man = German: Mann
plural
English: men = German: Männer

so there you know, where you can dispose of them

No.3 on the first list has been my favourite.

Why CAN'T they put them ALL on the moon?