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25-05-2011, 09:19 AM
A Sunday stroll
John and Dave were out for a Sunday stroll.John had a Doberman and Dave had a Chihuahua
As they walked down the street John said "Let's go over to that bar for a drink" but Dave said "We can't go in there because we've got dogs with us" so John said "Just watch and do as I do."
They walked over to the bar and John put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said "Sorry, no pets allowed" so John said "You don't understand, this is my guide dog."
The bouncer said "A Doberman is a guide dog?" and John said "Yes, they are using them now and they are very good."
So the bouncer said "OK, come on in."
Dave thought that convincing the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a guide dog might be a bit more difficult but thought what the heck, so put on his dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said he was sorry but no pets are allowed, so Dave said "You don't understand. This is my guide dog."
The bouncer said "A Chihuahua?" and Dave spluttered...
..."A Chihuahua? They gave me a ****ing Chihuahua?!"
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