I need never fear such a thing. I have beware of the gerbils signs

LOL, KYes! I should have one that says beware of mice as my cat made me a present by leaving one on the coffee table this morning.

Reminds me of when we had cats and we came downstairs in the morning to find one cat inside and the other 4 stuck outside, the one who had got in had blocked the cat flap with the biggest dead chicken I have ever seen. Huge golden bird - goodness knows where he got it from but it wasn't a normal chicken we waited for ages for a knock on the door and an angry fancy chicken keeper to be standing there !