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04-10-2004, 02:59 PM
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A stuffy woman is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a bombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter, "Sir! Please stop that immediately."

"Certainly, madame," replies the waiter with a bow. "Which way was it headed?"
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where r u getting all these from!!!
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04-10-2004, 05:20 PM
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my hubby gets sent them and he put some up for everyone.
some are ok some are rude and i don't know how to post in the adults section so i have told him only clean ones.
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he he he he
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