explanation of life

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of
your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks
past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll
give you back the other ten." So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do
monkey tricks, and make them laugh. I'll give you a
twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think
so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do
too, okay?" And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the
sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a
life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed
again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and
enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."


Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and
the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey
gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy
ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the
sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on
the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

Makes sense

it does, doesn't it

Great ...........so that means I'm a cow at the moment just waiting for the monkey years to set in

Excellent - I'm still slaving......

Yep, I'm in the cow years still a little way off from the monkey years, thank god

What a great explanation of my 'cowness'

I would have said Bull

Fair play !