What woof means........

10) Fluff my pillow.

9) It's too hot for a walk. You'll have to go for the both of us.

Don't forget to scratch behind the left ear also.

7) I do believe my water bowl runneth dry.

6) Turn on the Air Conditioning

5) Drop the nail clippers and slowly put your hands over your head.

4) First rub my belly, then we'll worry about your needs.

3) Gee, what a lovely sweater you bought me Mom and Dad.

2) The floor you say? No, I'm quite comfortable here on the couch.

.......and, the #1 thing Woof really means:

1) I am dog, master of all the universe.

Too true Clarence

:smt003

It certainly does in my house

No.2 definitely here

It is interesting how dogs have different tones of woofs for different things, Amy has a whole vocabulary of woofs to cater for every occasion

Zoi lives by those rules LOL or I should say I do.

me too

Gus barks at me to scratch his back - and i do !!

Tigger does a growling bark for things he wants Barking can be annoying, but imagine having a dog that didn't vocalize, like a Basenji?

No. 2 here too