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scotbun1
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22-03-2005, 10:44 AM

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A young woman on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a letter from her boyfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair on either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, John.



Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex- boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope...... along with this note.

Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the **** you are. Please take your picture from this pile and send the rest back to me. Take Care,

Mary
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22-03-2005, 10:48 AM
That's brilliant (makes mental note to self for future reference )
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22-03-2005, 11:09 AM
Hahaha ...brilliant. Wish I could have used that a few times
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22-03-2005, 11:12 AM
Hehe I like that one
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22-03-2005, 12:03 PM
I like that very funny
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22-03-2005, 12:21 PM
Thats a good one!!
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