Italian story..

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to
putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans retort
unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is dezigned to karry 5
personz."

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and
you are thereforea breaking de law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor
over. I vant to zpeak to zomeone viz more intelligenz!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy witha
2 guys in a Fiat Uno."


Geoff :smt005 :smt081 :smt042 :smt043

where do you get all these from geoff?

lol! (I used to have an UNO! lol)

:smt043 :smt043 :smt043

Funny, I like that one

Thats funny

Jeanette

Brilliant - a joke I hadn't heard before.....