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01-12-2006, 04:57 PM
Christmas Jokes
I have just had some Christmas jokes emailed me so I thought I would share them
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?
A: He was waiting for the snow blower.
Q: Why does Santa have such big balls?
A: Because he only cums once a year.
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
Hope you like them x
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