Ahhhh the egg CAME first??

yeah thats it gems who came first chicken or the egg!!

very funny i pml

im still pmsl

Two Horses

A blonde gets two horses from the ranch, but she can't tell them apart. She goes to her neighbor for some advice. The neighbor tells her to go cut off part of the tail of one of the horses.

The blonde decides to do that. The next day the other horse had his tail stuck to a barbed-wire fence. The blonde has to cut that one off too. She goes back to her neighbor for some advice. The neighbor tells her to go cut off part of one of the horses' left ear.

She does this, and sure enough, the other horse his left ear caught in the same barbed-wire fence. She has to cut part of that ear off, too. She goes back to her neighbor, and he tells her to go measure their heights, so she can tell the difference between them. She does, and it turns out that the black horse is two inches taller than the white horse.

lol! thats a good one!!!!

A baby penguin goes up to walrus crying his eyes out.
The walrus says " What's the matter wee one?"
The penguin replies " I've lost my mum & dad" :smt022 :smt022
The walrus says " don't worry we'll find them, Now what do they look like"


2 snowmen in a field one said to the other "Can you smell carrot?"
"No" said the other one "But I can taste coal"

omg they were really bad

A horse goes into a bar.

The barman says 'why the long face'

Boom Boom

What do you call a Chav in a cuboard?......'Innit'
What do you call a Chav in a suit?....'The Accused'