It's A Dog Thing!

Saw this recently
You are a Hairy Fleabag
You never do a stitch of work
You lick the faces of complete strangers
With the sole intention of underlining my
own social inhibitions.

Sometimes you smell like old red wine,
a bouquet of damp fur.

Not only are you colour blind,you
also cannot tell the difference between
a carpet and a couch.

You pretend that you find the word
"no" incomprehensible. You insist on sharing
your unmelodious bark with the
neighbourhood.

You are utterly shameless.

You are the laziest,dirtiest, most
stubborn and presumptuous thing I have
ever known in my entire life

and I think you're perfect. IT'S A DOG THING.

That's good. Sounds exactly like my Jas

That's great, at first I was getting a bit worked up until the end

Ian

brilliant

Aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww