Women drivers - or not ;->

This morning on I-25, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her
face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee
between my legs, splashed, and burned Big John and the Twins, ruined the cell phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Darn Women drivers !

That is brilliant

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Well and Denis is always blaming the women for being the bad drivers

thats a good one!! I remember my dad shaving on his way to work when i was little!