Garden of Eden

A Romanian arrives in Britain as a new immigrant to the country

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street andsays, "Thank you Mr. Britishman for letting me in this country, giving mehousing, money for food, free medical care and free education!"

The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Jamaican."

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by: "Thank you for havingsuch a beautiful country here in Britain!"

The person says, "I not British, I Asian."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes hishand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am notBritish!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you British?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa!" Puzzled, he asks her,"Where are all the British people?"

The African lady checks her watch and says.......































"Probably at work."

Brilliant hun ,,,xxdk

Yer thats about right lol lol

Never a truer word said in jest.

so so true!!!!

LOL.........That's Brilliant