A friend of mine has a dog called Heyou (hey you!) and I love that, quite quirky

For the nurses amongst us, when I was doing my training, my mate and I would go to dances and when she was asked by fellas what her name was she would always say Melaena Stool

Our neighbour we lived next to when I was a kid, he had the crown for odd names for his pets. He had two cats. A three legged fellow called four pounds twenty, apparently this is what the vets bill came to when my neighbour rescued him. The other was called Tickety Boo. No, I have NO idea.

Oh and my friends had a cat (now at the bridge) called Boogers...he was a lovely cat, I think he was persian, flat face and had a luverly habit of sitting above you on the armchair and snottering all over your hair Gorgeous cat though.

I order lots of stuff online - have done for years.

These companies STILL send me the frigging catalogues.

WHY?

So I might flick through them and buy something on impulse? Sorry mate, I have a life and there are far more important things in mine that the latest "must haves".

My recyc box gets nice and full, though

Oh, and Lennon eats the Avon book - PMSL!

I think that includes just about all of them!!!!!!

Snorri

Just thought about another thing that gets on my wick!!!

You know when your sitting there of an evening and your favourite programme is just about to start?
Well The opening credits start.....and you get 5 mins of what you are about to watch....WTF talk about spoiling the plot line or what

Then just before the adverts you get a quick peek at the next 20 mins of the show....Why bother watching the frigging thing then.

I like to watch Most Haunted, Ghost hunters that type of programme. It's soooo annoying when they show you all the best bits before the bladdy things even started. Another American influence OH has often caught me with my fingers stuck in my ears and my eyes tight shut He wont watch them so goes in the bedroom scaredy cat

And then just as the next slot begins they show you what you flaming well watched 30 seconds ago. Do they all think we have the memory retention of a house brick

Elaine xxx

Oh that one annoys both of us! We don't want to know! It's called spoilers and we all hate it!

I say it everytime they do it and just get "calm down, calm down" from him on the other end of the couch. It's so bladdy annoying. why do they do that then!!!!!
Elaine xx