What songs do you sing to your dog?

I'm always singing to Bryan and Pudding:

Who's got a waggy waggy tail?
A waggy waggy tail
A waggy waggy tail

Bryan's got a waggy waggy tail
and Pudding's got one too!

And (to the tune from Life of Bryan)

Bryan, a pup called Bryan,
He grew and he grew and he grew
He grew up to be
Yes he grew up to be
A dog called Bryan

He had four nice paws
And a nose and two eyes
And he grew he grew and he grew
He grew up to be
Ys he grew up to be
A dog called Bryan

Village People song In the Navy - Got it?
All together now -

It`s a Daisy, dum de dum de dum de dum
repeat

I sing a song called Wiggly Pup, but there are actions as well...

You have to stand, straddling your dog, knees on their rib cage and 'wiggle' them; whilst smooshing their face and singing.

The tune is from a football chant, the one that goes...

*ahem*
Wayne Rooney, you're having a laugh (insert eqivalent football player/team in there etc)

But the words are just

Wiggly Pup, wiggly pup, wiggly pup, wiggly pup (etc)

And you have to wiggle said dog with your knees whilst singing it

C & D your posts crack me up ..................... I've laughed out loud at imagining you singing that song to Daisy

"Der....da da da da........Chihuahua.........

der....der....der....der.....der Chihuahua" - of course

I've just answered this in the crazy things thread but I'll answer again:

"his name was Monty, he was a show dog" etc but only to make him feel better for the fact he'll never be a show dog due to his head.

Also the batman tune but instead of batman at the end it's Monty.

There's probably loads of others that I do without even thinking about it!

Well Lola gets.. Copa Cabana..

her name is lola..she ain't no show girl

Cruiser gets..Twisted Sister's "we're not gonna take it"..just cos he sings along.. (or maybe he's telling me to shut up!)

LOl!

I usually just put doggy words and names into which ever tune is on the tv!!
Could be anything from only fools and horses, eastenders or peppa pig (kids one!!).

I sing

'They call her Ela Bella

quite moochy'

Not sure what the right words are or the orignal song as this is the only version in my head now!

oh i also sing to macho man and do a silly little dance which ela loves and jumps about to. Cassie looks on in distain from her chair! Ela lovvvvvvessssss the disco beat!