and you'll end up in Snowdonia where the hobbits will persuade you to .........

dance forth with merry music sending you to sleep for a hundred years!

So Jed took the Haggis and set off but when her reached the borders....

A tall bagpiper guarded the border. The skirl of his pipes were frightening and Jen took to his heels and ran in the direction of.............

WALES!!!!!!!!!!!
'Jed' cried Flossy, 'come back', but it was too late. Jed was a distant silhouette upon the evening sky and Flossy had no choice but to.....

face the skirling piper single handed. Luckily he had a spare pair of Jed's underpants in his knapsack and the piper gladly .......

took the underpants as the toll. Flossy walked on into the land of the Scots where he met the evil Carole with her ever trusty Boxers. Evil Carole asked Flossy why he was in the land of the Scots and Flossy told the whole story. Carole being evil said "I can point you in the direction of youth giving pool if you give me that Haggis you have with you", flossy was so excited to get the directions that he gave the haggis away without even thinking about it.

The poor Haggis was now in the hands of the evil Carole and he was not happy he was getting very angy and so.....

... blaming Flossy for his predicament he shouted out to him that he must search for Ian-Of-The-Tail in order to complete his quest, but he neglected to tell him that Ian-Of-The-Tail would demand a terrible payment for such information. Then he bit evil Carole before fleeing. Carole howled in fury and Flossy ...

....grabbed the magic haggis and carrying it in his mouth went off in search of Jed.

Flossie suddenly realised the magic haggis tasted very good so being rather hungry he decided to eat it , this resulted in ......

...terrible indigestion but also all the magic knowledge of the haggis. Armed with new power he ...

...he ran as fast as he could, straight into a fantastic Christmas tree. In his desire to flee from Carol he had not been looking where he was going. As he fell, the tree crashed to the ground and he found himself surrounded by.....