For all you bad joke lovers....

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs.
The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as
well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now
old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully
tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest
drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the
bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of
alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts
into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his
head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The
father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons
chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By
now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,
grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully
thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
left....then to the right.... right through the front door, into the
street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar
falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and
says...

"He should have quit while he was a head!"



You got to give it to some men ... they're not afraid to live on the
edge

When the power mower (lawn mower) was broken and wouldn't run, a lady
kept hinting to her husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow
the message never sank in. Finally she thought of a clever way to make
her point.
When her husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the
tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He
watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
He was gone only a few moments.
When he came out again. He handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish
cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."
The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he will always
limp.....

they are great Geoff

Very funny Geoff i like bad jokes

:smt003

great jokes made me chuckle in the middle of having to shout at my kids!!!!!!

not bad at all

Very good lol lol