Most original conversation opener!

I was walking Jimmi this morning and spotted a chap up a ladder on the other side of the road who seemed to be scrutinishing Jimmi intently.

As we approached, he called out "Morning - does your dog still have his doobie danglies?"

I was rather taken aback because most people talk about the weather or something, but kept my composure and politely told him that unfortunately he was lacking in that department, which Jimmi confirmed by cocking his leg and revealing an empty undercarriage. The chap said "oh what a crying shame - I want to breed from my little JRT and he is just perfect". At that point I realised I had met the man before with the most gorgeous little dog, and they own and run a sort of corner shop which I have been in from time to time.

I am still smiling about it now - AND am rather proud of the Jimster.

And did Jimmi hold his head up just a little bit higher then, and strut a little more, eh?

Yes LS, it rather seemed as if he did