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Location: UK
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Sadly, I have no pictorial evidence to hand, but the Tibetan Mastiff has left an impressive trail of destruction behind him in the last 6 years. This started from 20 minutes after I brought him home at 11 weeks and he dug a 2 feet deep hole in what was soon to be an ex rockery with conifers and heathers in it. He trashed it, threw the rocks all over the place and brought the uprooted plants into the house one by one. His nickname immediately became JCB, or more like CWB Canine Wrecking Ball.
This is by no means and exhaustive list as I can't remember half the stuff he's done, but here goes. Also bear in mind he goes in his cage when I leave the house and I have a high dog gate on the bottom of the stairs, so things could have been much worse. Here's his top 10.
1) Trashed the rockery (see above)
2) Folded the carpet back and ripped all the gripper rods up from the living room and kitchen over the space of a week as once he gets something in his mind he can't rest until he carries out his dastardly masterplan. I now have tiles and lino down.
3) Has a fetish for shoes and usually just eats the left one. He's not as bad now (because I put them upstairs or in an inaccessibe cupboard), but he must have trashed about 12 pairs of my shoes alone.
4) Has eaten the soles out of my mum's shoes numerous times. When she visits the first thing he does is look at her feet. If she has a new pair on he's never seen before, his face lights up. He's even take the shoes off her feet when she's been reading the newspaper and distracted. She's left my house with a piece of corrugated cardboard as an insole on a regular basis.
5) Tested out why a throw is called a throw by throwing my favourite one on the old gas fire, ruining it in the process and nearly setting fire to the living room.
6) He's OCD when it comes to labels and if he sees one on one on furniture or even clothes it has to go and he won't rest until he's chewed it off. He's such an expert at it he's neatly removed the label from visitor's clothes and spat it in their lap before now. The problem is, once he started on the ones on the sofa I had when he was a puppy, it was a recipe for carnage.
7) Chewed a chunk out of the pine side table he used as a platform/vantage point as a puppy to see out of the window.
8 ) Chewed/scraped a chunk out of my TV cabinet.
9) We are on our third sofa as once he found the fire retardant label on my first one he used it as a way in and removed most of the stuffing after using the seat cushions as frisbees. Sofa number 2 was an IKEA Lycksele sofabed, second hand from eBay (the only place to get furniture when you have a resident canine tornado). I thought the design was perfect as it had no arms or loose cushions to be vandalised. It endured valiantly for about 3 years, though I had to buy at least 5 new covers between the sofa and matching chair as he used to rip them into neat 2 inch squares bit by bit in the night when I was in bed. He broke at least one slat when doing the wall of death round the living room. Then one day he was using it as a trampoline and he managed to shear the top off the base so it couldn't be folded down and wobbled precariously when you sat on it. So it was back on eBay and I now have an Ikea Beddinge one that is longer so not as much fun to catapult to and from off the chair. Too late as the vinyl flooring in living room has been ruined due to the force he throws himself about when playing scraping the sofa and chair across the floor and ripping the flooring.
10) I have given up buying nice rugs and currently have a £4 offcut down with a big piece of vet fleece on top of it. He's chewed the fringes and corner off a very expensive one, ripped another digging at it because it had different textures and bits that were the colour and shape of a cookie. The loony wouldn't have it that they were not edible! If I don't take him on when he want's my attention, he picks the corner up and eyeballs me. If I ignoe him he starts ripping. He's murder with the fleeces. I have to put them UNDER his cage as if he can get at them when alone in his cage he rips them into neat 2 inch squares. The plastic base of said cage lasted about 4 hours after the courier delivered it. Even the 2 new vetbeds I've had for less than a month have a corner each missing, just as a token of intent I think. In his younger days, he fashioned one into a very convincing sheepskin rug shape.
There are many, many more stories where that came from. Such as having to move the phone wires as he cut me off about 5 times as a puppy. And he goes through at least one pan scourer a week as I forget to put them out of his reach sometimes. Nail brushes suffer the same fate.