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16-04-2005, 01:32 PM
8 Again
I Wish I Was 8 againA man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be
eight again." she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
* the Death Slide,
* the Wall of Fear,
* the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
* every thing there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well,
Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you f**kin twit!"
The moral of the story:
"Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong."
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