someones elses jacket , it was the same colour as mine except this one had a packet of condoms, and keys with picture of owner(male )on the key ring in the pockets
now that took a bit of explaining .
Mari

LOL @ Bens Mum, sounds like some of the parties I used to go to!
i knew some bikers who came from dorset some members of UB

Keep it up people, it's getting good

When totally drunk me and my best friend radied a charity bag outside of help the aged or something (OMG the shame of stealin from a charity), and I ended up going home wearing some kids PE shirt that was tiny, god knows how I got it in it (was harder to get out of) and this weird type tea cosy hat that i grew really attached to.
When living with my other friend I did the usual bringing home of lights from skips, and once I brought home a divert traffic sign, which I think he still has

My brother used to bring things home after a night out, he started off with the usual:
traffic cone
street signs
traffic signs (it was Give way) and
a lamp signalling that workmen had dug a hole

and progressed to:
a reel of police 'incident' tape
a fire extinguisher (or 2)
ashtrays
pictures from pub walls
some plants and shrubs
a hanging basket
a concrete acorn(about a foot tall)
many pub glasses
etc

I didn't do any of the above - I'm a good girl

Nicki

I dont know if should admit this! But the parties were nurses parties during my training!

Dare I say someone elses dog! :smt101 too drunk to realise what I was doing. It was on the street though, so maybe i did it a favour, that was years and years ago when people let their dogs run around the streets without a care in the world for its welfare.

LOL@Luz. Well done everyone, enjoyed reading these.

You were really good Fred

The funniest thing that was ever brought to the house was a Albatross ensigma taken from HMAS Albatross wall right in front front of their guard room, a friend had come to borrow a crow bar but didn't say what he wanted it for and we couldn't believe when he got back to our place with the ensigma across his back that he got away with it :smt017 ONYA Stoney