Funniest thing you've taken home when drunk!

Ok all you dogwebbers out there. Time to own up. We've all taken things home during a night on the drink then woken up next morning and thought 'What the h**l was I thinking. Before you say it, I don't mean people.

I'll start it off, Traffic Cone, Street sign, Budweiser full size umbrella from a pub table! Had a friend who ended up with a park bench in the back of his van for years as seating. It used to be handcuffed to a groom on his stag night! LOL

So come on you lot, spill the beans

This wasnt me (im a good boy-even when drunk and just fall asleep in hedges ),but a friend woke up and found a tempory traffic light in his bedroom.

Karl - my OH - has brought home:
a toilet
traffic cones
bollards
street signs (with the concrete still attached to the bottoms of the posts)
little metal inscence holder
lampshade
scaffolding plank
plant
big pot of plants
electric fire
workmen's signs
shoe
sungasses
teddies
lightbulb
car battery
mcDonald's highchair
various bits of Flares nightclub
frying pan
childs garden slide (large)
ice cube tray
a playing card (the 10 of clubs i think)
various contents of a kitchen
Tried to take a portable traffic light home and couldn't cuz there was a car coming

anyhoooo... that'll dooo...

xx

OOOO... ETA - he also stole a sack of coal - but he doesn't remember

I also can say that I am very good and have stolen nothing (except a few hearts! - oh go on then - puke! )

i was good as well never got home

I might have taken one of those too Years ago of course and never ever again

OH!!.........

Brilliant answers...especially Zoundz...you must have your hands full with your OH

I have brought home a traffic cone, a lamp off a skip and a Diversion sign that was just sat on the side of the road and I thought it would look good in my kitchen. It stayed there for over a year as well

I also fell over when drunk put my back out but didn't feel much pain but was really chuffed that I didn't spill any of my curry. Felt the pain in the morning though when I couldn't get off the living room floor where I had fallen asleep

ETA..Laura, I can't believe that Karl brought that lot home. He seems so quiet.

my bra i went out wearing (as u do) and went to a bikers club (nuff said) ended up carrying my bra home
ok we are bikers what can i say partys used to get a bit er *out of hand* but im a non drinker now

I have done the usual traffic cone collection! But I did have 9 at one point!

LOL at Zoundz OH- you would have to have a boot sale at regular intervals!

LOL @ Bens Mum, sounds like some of the parties I used to go to!