What languages do you speak? (or what phrases do u know?!)

lol LC and Jake gave me this idea in another thread (!)..

How many languages can you speak, or, even funnier, what phrases do you know in another language!?

I learnt "give us a kiss" in a few languages when I was mad youngster, although I've forgetton them now!

I think... (and SP)

In Italian it is: Dumbi owne Bacho

In French it is: Une Brass Moi

I did know it in German and Maltese as well but have forgotten!!

You know mine!

Póg mo thóin

Voulez vous est couche avec moir suez oui (sp). Was never good at french but learnt this early on. Think most of you will know it even if spelling is bad.
Any offers?

valvanculo - italian and you dont want to know what it means - its very rude- but you may need to use it with most italian men !! LOL

OU habite tu? - french
j'mapelle Dani - very useful when needing to know how tro get to the train station _ NOT !!

Oi you - gonnae no - gonnae no do that !! LOL - Scottish for stop it !!! -

lol c'mon guys we need the english meanings too!

Mine is 'Will you go to bed with me tonight'? Its better said with a french accent to get full authenticity. Why is we always know the naughty ones before learning the whole language. Tut-tut

prynhawn da dw,sut rydych chi,jenniffer ydy'r enw
meaning in welsh good afternoon dw how are you my name is jenniffer

oui i ont le temps