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25-06-2005, 07:17 AM

Good Morning (Things Not To Say In Bed)

:smt024 Good Morning

But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?

Did I mention the video camera?

Do you smell something burning?

Can you please try breathing through your nose.

A little rug burn never hurt anyone.

Darling, did you lock the back door?

person 1: This is your first time...right? person 2: It is....... today

Can you pass me the remote control?

On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights.

Try not to smear my make-up, will you'?

I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs?!

I want a baby!

Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?

But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.

You're almost as good as my ex!

You look younger than you feel.

Perhaps you're just out of practice.

What are you planning to make for breakfast?

When would you like to meet my parents?

Sorry about the name tags, I'm not to good with names.

Don't mind me... I always file my nails in bed.

Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a doberman.

Keep the noise down, my mother is a light sleeper.

have a nice day
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25-06-2005, 07:53 AM
:smt037 :smt037 :smt037 :smt037 :smt043 :smt043
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25-06-2005, 08:07 AM
Morning Fred! That is funny:smt081:smt081:smt081:smt081:smt081

I expect you've heard most of these before though Stewart??!!!

Hope you're not aching too much A/l, Het, and Zoe from all that pole dancin' last night!?

Gotta get on, o/h is home today, so must try and look busy!Cya
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25-06-2005, 08:09 AM
morning fred, you always brighten up my morning lol
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25-06-2005, 08:12 AM
Originally Posted by Helena54
Morning Fred! That is funny:smt081:smt081:smt081:smt081:smt081

I expect you've heard most of these before though Stewart??!!!

Hope you're not aching too much A/l, Het, and Zoe from all that pole dancin' last night!?

Gotta get on, o/h is home today, so must try and look busy!Cya
Thanks Helen you are nearly a veteran getting old NOW



is Dave still getting something to eat ?
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25-06-2005, 08:14 AM
Originally Posted by staffiesrule
morning fred, you always brighten up my morning lol
Thanks nice to now need some body to brighten up mine

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25-06-2005, 08:29 AM

Very good, especially for a Saturday morning.
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25-06-2005, 09:38 AM
Brilliant
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25-06-2005, 09:58 AM
funny!! :smt042
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25-06-2005, 10:46 AM
Originally Posted by Lucky Star

Very good, especially for a Saturday morning.
thanks i was thinking of Sunday
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