Dogs and cats

Pinched this off another forum, you might have seen it already. I love my dogs and cats and this is so accurate as to how they think!

Excerpts from a dog’s diary

Day number 180

8am Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9.30am Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!
9.40am Oh boy! A walk! My favourite!
10.30am Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!
11.30am Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
Noon Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
1pm Oh boy! The garden! My favourite!
4pm Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
5pm Oh boy! The garden! My favourite!
5.30pm Oh boy! Mum! My favourite!

Day number 181

8am Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9.30am Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!
9.40am Oh boy! A walk! My favourite!
10.30am Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!
11.30am Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
Noon Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
1pm Oh boy! The garden! My favourite!
1.30pm Oooooooo. Bath. Bummer.
4pm Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
5pm Oh boy! The garden! My favourite!
5.30pm Oh boy! Mum! My favourite!


Excerpts from a cat’s diary

Day 752

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Day 774

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured, but I can wait; it is only a matter of time…

Absolutely brilliant.

:smt042 really funny!!!

Very true and funny

How very true

Very Funny and oh so true

Lol!!!!!!!!!!