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brenda1
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13-02-2016, 01:16 PM

A funny one

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of the pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands move. Oh said the man. 'Whose clock is that?' That's Mother Teresa's' replied St. Peter 'The hands have never moved'. 'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one'? St Peter responded 'That's Abraham Lincolns clock. The hands have only moved twice'. Where's David Camerons clock? asked the man. St. Peter replied 'We're using it as a ceiling fan.'
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13-02-2016, 01:57 PM
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13-02-2016, 07:45 PM
That is absolutely smashing Brenda...and very bl**dy true!!!!
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13-02-2016, 10:47 PM
This is really funny and true.
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