How Many Dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
bulb? Let's go and play Frisbee, then I can gaze into your eyes and tell you
how much I looooove you being my best friend.....

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid bulb!

ROTTWEILER: Make me.

LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.

POODLE: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he
finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.

DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa.

BOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover
and..........

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle,
monitor the perimeter to ensure no one got in or out while it was dark....

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Aww thats great, I love it, very clever!

lol-thats a brilliant list!!!!

Excellent and very true to each breed.

I've seen it before, but it's so good it's great to see it and enjoy it again!

Glad you are all enjoying it!

Not forgetting....

How many cats does it take to change a light-bulb ?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage ?

You see, dogs have masters but cats have staff

Lol Tilly,
Very good; and very true!!

So true and usually at 4am when they decide to have a squeaky toy tug of war

My friends dog Henry, lives up to his breeds description certainly! he he he