Dear Tang - I really think you should revise your Social Calender, for I fear that the sort of Cads and Bounders who would rejoice in the membership of just such an Association are not the sort with whom I would freely mix. Heaven knows where a lady of your refinement and breeding has come across this sort of Cove. Bitkin - Well done! You have survived the first Ordeal by Grandsproglet and now have only one more day to go, also your preoccupation with GS has meant you were unable to buy that Bookmaker of yours another box of King Edwards (for those not versed in the tobacconist's art these are fine cigars NOT Spuds). Bye fer now.

Lynne
Your day sounds idyllic.

Gordon
I fear it's more a case of I should 'wash my mouth out'

Bitkin
As per usual - you have made me laugh for which I thank you. My grandsproglet experience this evening has been via Skype (for which I thank whoever invented it!)togged up to attend a family wedding for which I am thankful I live too far away to reasonably be expected to attend!

Lacey
I (used to) say I don't need a handyman - just a man with hands will do (however I hope gordon mac has gone to bed and doesn't read that or his opinion of me will plummet even further!)

Grandsproglet tonight

Good grief Lynne, you and Taff must be absolutely exhausted I bet it was lovely though, apart from the end bit that is!

Poor Gordon So unfair to be sacked for such a minor offence in my opinion - after all, the National is impossible to predict sensibly isn't it. There there old chap, and thank you for your congratulations re the GS! His lordship will return later tonight, and so first thing in the morning the Jimster and I will head off on a lovely long, childfree walk

H, that back of yours was just waiting for a tiny excuse to go ping......you have been blithely doing goodness knows what for absolutely ages now I do hope that you don't suffer too badly or too long with it, but you really will have to be careful for a little while.

Tang, grandsprockletess looks an absolute love
Lynne I laughed so much at you loosing the car that it started another coughing fit
A very quiet weekend here, thankfully.

Awww,she's a wee doll Daddy is cute too
Meant to ask Tang,any news with the hearing test,how did it go?
Think GORDON,could hire himself out as an escort Lots of ladies choosing not to have a partner,nowadays but would still like a handsome,wealthy bit of eye candy to accompany them to social functions..Weddings,garden parties that kinda thing

What a beautiful little girl!

Tang - your GS is a darling, but then of course all little girls are.....especially ones that are a long way a way Was she a bridesmaid? I don't actually hold with children at weddings, or anywhere if the truth be told.

Skype is the best thing ever, but how on earth they make any money goodness only knows - I don't know a single person who pays to make calls on there

Oh to all you lovely peeps who wished Lacey better,just want you to know she 100%. It was a one off...Daddy gave me corned beef moment
LYNN lost her car??Heading back to read that
Hi SALLY,or are you now referred to as "Nanny Mc Phee" Good job knew you'd enjoy it Hope you're not missing HL too much...wee chota peg will cure that

Oooo? Are you supposed to

Evening Sally glad to hear you have survived and kept your sense of humour.
Pat your Granddaughter is lovely.
Lynne your walk sounded fab and tiring.
Hello Nippy Jen.