"If I didn't have Dogs.."

IF I DIDN’T HAVE DOGS

If I didn't have dogs.......

I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.

My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.

All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair.

When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel. When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through fuzzy bodies who beat me there.

I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted, without taking into consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.

I would not have strange presents under my Christmas tree – dog bones, stuffed animals, toys, treats nor would I have to explain to people why I wrap them.

I would have money ....and no guilt to go on a real vacation.

I would not be on a first-name basis with six veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grandkids thru college

The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave him/her/it ALONE.

My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers.

My house would not look like a day care center, toys everywhere.

My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats and> an extra leash.

I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L-, F-R-I-S-B-E-E, W-A-L-K, or T-R-E-A-T.

I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.

I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog ties them down too much.

I'd look forward to spring and the melting of snow instead of dreading mud season.

I would not have to answer the question "Why do you have so many dogs? " from people who will never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally by someone as close to an angel as they will ever get.

How empty my life would be.

Author: Anonymous

My goodness, all the things I've been trying to say to my parents whenever they start up about how many dogs I've got.

It could have been written about me, and I daresay most of us here on Dogsey. Excellent thread

so true but i love it all the same even though i just have one.

I quite often think my life would be soooooooo much easier(and cheaper) without Dogs.....but I could not think of anything worse than have a Dog free House.

I couldn't live in a dog free house anymore. Horrible coming home to an empty house.
Becky

Even worse coming home to a half empty house

oh yes!
Becky

Have seen this one before Michelle but it is so very true as Scorpio says all of us n here can relate to it

cant imagine my house without dogs ive had them all my life xxx

Brilliant, we wouldn't have it any other way either!