what was your blondest moment

just read the other thread and had a good chuckle, and thought er ive done daft things.
mine was i had been given a load of lavender stuff from MIL,and i saw what i thought was deodorant,and thought oh good ive run out,and proceeded to put it under my arms, used this for a few days, THEN read the label, it was a FOOT deodriser well my arms smelt nice
ive done a few others but cant quite think of them at the moment
so come on whats yours

Too many to mention! Wouldn't know where to start!!
Well ok then, recently I was just parking up outside Boots on an industrial estate, and as I reversed back into the space I was more concerned with getting my front end in line with the cars next to me, that I clean forgot about my bike rack still being attached to the tailgate of my estate car, and all of a sudden "bang" I had hit a brick wall and the rack had nowhere else to go but through the back screen of the car!! Hubby was not impressed with me!! Thank God I didn't have the doglets in the car coz the back of the car was covered in shattered glass!

Oh I could go on ...... I could fill this thread up!!

I have never done anything blonde

No i have none...honest

always organised and sensible.....

We'll be the two non-blondes then Het :smt002 (shhhhhhhhhhh)

yup and just hope nobody comes along and grasses us up

( the two Heathers as well!)

Hmph, everyday I'm blonde. Now dont be surprised folks.

Well....it could be when i watered the pot plants in milk?
or lost a shoe on the bus and didnt realise i had lost it till i was through the front door?
or the time......well you get the picture im VERY blonde

And maybe drunk a wee bit!

I couldn't be less blonde in looks but I do have the occasional blonde moment! This is my favourite one ever though. I used to always forget to add fabric softener to the washing machine when I loaded the machine so my clothes always came out really rough. So I started making a real effort to remember every time I loaded my clothes in. I was doing my laundry one day and was concentrating really hard on not forgetting to put the softener in and was really pleased with myself when I remembered. I set the machine going and started doing other things. Something in the back of my mind was telling me I'd forgotten something though so I went back and realised that although I'd remembered to put in washing powder and fabric softener...I'd forgotten to put in my dirty clothes! They were all still there in the washing basket next to the washing machine while the machine was happily churning away with an empty drum!