Best Irish Joke ever - some bad language oops

You are a bad person if you laugh!!!!!



Paddy had been drinking at his local
Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day.

Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not
Be drinking anymore tonight Paddy.


Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my
way then.'

Paddy spins around on his stool and
steps off. He falls flat on his face. 'Shoite' he says and pulls
himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.

He takes a step towards the door and
falls flat on his face, 'Shoite, Shoite!'

He looks to the doorway and thinks to
himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll
be fine.

He belly crawls to the door and
Shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a
deep
Breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the
sidewalk and falls flat on his face. 'Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked,'
he says.

He can see his house just a few doors
down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens
the door and shimmies inside.

He takes a look up the stairs and says
'No fockin' way'.

He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom
door and says 'I can make it to the bed.'

He takes a step into the room and falls
flat on his face.

He says 'Fock it' and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes
into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did
you have a bit to drink last night?'.

Paddy says, 'I did Jess. I was fockin'
pissed. But how'd you know?'

'Mick phoned . . . You left your
wheelchair at the pub.'

Im bad.......

Me too Shona.......

Oh no................
I'm bad too.

and me

me to

very good.

I'm reeeeaallly bad, that was hilarious!!!!

Another baddy here

Wicked, wicked, wicked....... wickedly funny!

Yep, I'm bad too lol.