I'm afraid I've long since had to get used to poor Luke having his "manhood" commented on. It's been a daily occurance wherever we go it seems, since he was only five months old. The funniest story by far though, was when he was about 6 or7 months old and we were down at the playground/park at the end of our old street.
There was this young man with his three year old son playing. Of course they wanted to meet Luke and love on him. So the kid says "DADDY! Look at the size of those things!" Dad and I just laugh...I said yes honey, he's a big boy...and still just a baby too! Then he says..." DADDY!! The doggy's bird is bigger than MINE...even bigger than YOURS is!" Well..at this point I"m choking to death, the father turns beet red and says..."well...it's not every day I have my d**k compared to a dog's and come up lacking. I said "Hey don't worry about it, he's bigger than most of my ex boyfriends too lmao.
It's kind of hard to notice Luke's "charms" when they're pretty much in your face lol. People laugh all the time and say they wish they had men as well endowed. Luke is quite proud of his bowling balls I think...he spends an awful lot of time cleaning them and sticking em in people's faces lmao.
I thought it was hilarious though when we went to our first Great Dane meetup at the park, and the other owners kept saying how much bigger Luke's is compared to their boys. Then again he's bigger than all of them anyway lol