Oh, god, my heart was racing as I read that, then I couldn't stop laughing!
Poor thing, but what a wimp!!

Initial thought, Oh no, what's Tess done, hope it's not too serious!

Then came the laughter! Silly bean! It did make me laugh out loud and get funny looks from my Mum and Sisters, so I had to explain to them, they laughed a little too!

Glad she is okay though!!

God, I would hate to hear the noise and see the fuss if something worse then sellotape decided to attack her , poor girly.

God, I thought something awful had happened and then I read the rest, tears are rolling down my cheeks, I thought Tess had come to a 'sticky' end and I was nearly right.

oh wow how funny!! was worried at first, thought it was going to be an impaling story!!! glad your girls ok!!

once went for walk and all 3 dogs are tramping about in a stream, swimming etc, when cookie our bc squeals and starts limping out of the water and i thought oh hell shes cut herself on glass!!! so look at her foot (of course its the one thats had the broken toe, impaled on fork, the one that she ALWAYS ends up limping off!!)
and there stuck in the pad of her paw is a live fish!!!!!!!!! wriggling away between her toes!!!!!!!!! i couldnt believe it!!!! i would not have believed it if i was not there!!

You'd better get her to the vets, just to be on the safe side!!! ... And do a through search of the house to make sure there are no more highly scary things, like a twig or maybe a piece of paper that could attack!!!

You really do know how to build the tension! Great story!

Give your big wuss an extra big hug!

J.

Scary Sellotape Bless her

Ah bless her. I bet it was a heart in mouth moment when you heard her screaming. Must have been such a relief to find it was only a bit of selotape causing the screaming

Erik once ran round the garden screaming like a mad one, I dashed outside thinking OMG what's happened ( whilst the hubby was running round the living room screaching like a banshee shouting what's the vet's number ).. only to find he was screaming because he'd had a poo and because he'd eaten through a raggy toy, he had a "clingon" that was freaking him out.
I had tears coming out my eyes laughing at the daft lad

getting funny looks in work laughed so hard. Glad she's ok x

Lol. That is the funniest thing I've read for a long time. She should get an Oscar for that dramatic performance!!
Tilly threw a similar hissy fit when she was a pup......she had a baby slug stuck to her bum!!